Bill Tries to Pet Wild Pelican (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)

Gayle and I are on the Pensacola Beach, Florida Pier (cost $1.25/person for a daily pass – pelicans are free).  This wild pelican lands on the pier.   Bill whips out phone and gets a nice pic. of the friendly pelican. Bill wonders if he can get pic. with pelican – pelican poses proudly – Gayle gets pic. (so far so good). Bill gets crazy idea that it would be fun to actually pet this wild pelican.  Bill has no clue about what’s going to happen at this point. Almost there – wow!  This is so cool!   Bill actually…